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Cowok (idntimes.com)
Cowok Idaman
Cewek: Mas kerja dimana?
Cowok: Saya cuma usaha beberapa hotel bintang 4 dan 5 di Jakarta dan Bali.
Cewek: (WAW…Konglomerat pasti!). Mas tinggal dimana?
Cowok: Pondok Indah Bukit Golf.
Cewek: (WAW kereen. Rumah orang-orang “The Haves”). Pasti gede rumahnya yah?
Cowok: Ngga ah. Biasa aja kok. Cuma 3 Hektar.
Cewek: (Busett!) Pasti mobilnya banyak yah?Cowok: Sedikit kok. Cuma ada Ferrari, Jaguar, Mercedes, BMW, Mazda.
Cewek: (Wah cowok idaman gue nihh!!) Mas uda punya istri?
Cowok: Hmm, sampai saat ini belum tuh. Hehe.
Cewek: (Enak juga nih kalu gue bisa jadi bininya) Mas merokok?
Cowok: Tidak. Rokok itu tidak bagus untuk kesehatan tubuh.
Cewek: (Wah sehat nihh!) Mas suka minum-minuman keras?
Cowok: Tidak dong.
Cewek: (Gilee, Cool abissss!!) Mas suka maen judi??
Cowok: Nggak, ngapain juga judi? Ngabisin duit aja.
Cewek: (Ooohhh, So sweett) Mas suka dugem gitu nggak?
Cowok: Tidak tidak.
Cewek: (Iihh, sholeh banget nih cowok!) Mas udah naik haji?
Cowok: Yah, baru 3x dan umroh paling 6x.
Cewek: (Subhanallah, calon surgawi) Hobinya apa sih mas?
Cowok: BOHONGIN ORANG DAN KORUPSI HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Gimana nih cerita lucu singkat bikin ngakak kan? Nah sekarang tinggal kumpulkan mood kamu dan beraktivitaslah gengs. Semangat~
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